the shit i do for paris hilton pic.twitter.com/9zQc7dmD45
“my neighbor is like putting their hose… water leaking it down i think they’re trying to like flood me or something”
this couple got me feeling petty tbh. anyways, good game dodgers. sorry we kicked your ass :( instagram.com/p/BIwWka1hY_A/
more of y’all found me omg thank you for making my night. knew i came to this game for SOME reason pic.twitter.com/ruWQlHJSQT
to the girl that somehow found me in the massive crowd at the dodgers game and walked up to say hi: you are the cutest and i love you
AHHHH I LOVE YOU GUYS I’M APART OF THIS FRIEND GROUP TOO THEN
if you love me let me go
i’ll snapchat him a picture of his cotton filling
me: he sent me a shirtless pic on snapchat from the gym…
mom: well did you send one back?
me: send one back of what??? my rib cage???
i hope that shirt says SHAVED MY HEAD FOR BRITNEY
RT youtu.be/OReCoxEM8qY?a INSTAGRAM VS. SNAPCHAT: I liked a video from @lohanthony
this baseball game is cute but it’d be cuter if kendall jenner were sitting next to me
she simultaneously gave me life and death in that moment lmao